Remember ... this is the same woman who claims we're losing 500 billion jobs per month (if the pork,er,spending,uh, I mean, stimulus bill doesn't pass). 500 billion! I sure hope she's lying, because I know some 6-year olds who are a lot smarter than that!

Some days, I just don't know whether to laugh ... or cry.

If Satan is the father of lies, Nancy must be the mother.

Now she said 500 million, not 500 billion. Let's keep it realistic here.